Marketing explained

A whimsical look at marketing

 

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You go up to her and say, “Hi, I’m great in bed, how about it?” 

That’s Hard Selling.

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You give your friend a fiver. She goes up and says “Hi, my friend over there is great in bed, how about it?”

That’s Advertising.

You go to a party and see an attractive girl across the room. You somehow get her mobile number. You call and chat her up a while and then say “Hi, I’m great in bed, how about it?”

That’s Tele-Marketing.

You go to a party and see an attractive girl across the room. You recognise her. You walk up to her, refresh her memory and get her to laugh and giggle and then suggest, “Hi, I’m great in bed, how about it?”

That’s PR.

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You stand straight, you talk soft and smooth, you open the door for the ladies, you smile like a dream, you set an aura around you playing the suave gentleman and then you move up to the girl and say, “Hi, I’m great in bed, how about it?”

That’s Customer Relationship Management.

You go to a party, you see an attractive girl across the room. She comes over and says, “Hi, I hear you’re great in bed, how about it?”

Now THAT is the power of Direct Response Marketing.